Thursday, July 24, 2014


they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 
Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.
But wait, there’s more.
Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.
Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.
They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.
not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

Damn son I ain’t seen shit like that.
Thursday, July 24, 2014





My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Read this way out of context.
Thursday, July 24, 2014


when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u


Thursday, July 24, 2014




instead of, you know, actually reading, I’ve been searching for even more books to read. ya feel?

I feel.

So much feel

Thursday, July 24, 2014


Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

Monday, July 21, 2014

love this naruto cosplay
Monday, July 21, 2014
  • Me: *its three in the morning*
  • Me: Wow that's a nice ass wig
  • Me: I could totally use that for cosplay
  • Me: And its on sale!
  • Me: *impulse buys it*
  • Me: *cries*
  • Me: Why did I do that!
  • Me: I will never have any use for this ever!
  • Me: I am so screwed
  • Me: I wasted so much money!!!!!!
  • Me: *cries self to sleep*
  • Me: Wakes up the next morning like: this wig is going to be fucking awesome to have I am so good at decisions.
Monday, July 21, 2014


If ur mesaage sits in my ask box i am not ignoring u i am literally just too lazy to reply

Monday, July 21, 2014


A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
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